video doesnt work for me
Quote, originally posted by Theoffspring99us » that video pissed me off and i dont know why.
It pissed me off too - I only was able to stand about a minute of it.
The reason, I figure - is he's trying to copy Top Gear's style - with absolutely NONE of the wit. Driving an Escalade in 2WD with 22's and street tires on grass and punching the throttle so it fishtails like a sonofab*tch and then claiming its 4WD capabilities are junk is only just the start. Taking an Explorer up an incline in 4-Lo, but stopping halfway up the climb is also going to cause issues - this guy is just a moron.
Quote, originally posted by SnowGTI2003 » What's wrong with him? Does he have some sort of speaking problem?
Maybe he's went to school on the short bus.
Haunted Car Stories MEGA THREAD!!!!
Originally Posted by JuniperMonkeys
Ugh, I'm bigoted... I don't like huge SUVs and other crap that this guy is bitching about, but Jesus Christ this guy pisses me off... that stupid voice, his irrational comments... if my screen was a magical portal, I'd rent a huge SRT8 Jeep and drive it right into his god damned house and smush his head.
Over-annunciating, preening freak of nature. He should be euthanized.
I agree that most big dumb SUV's suck and that AWD/4WD with a limited slip or locking diff is much less capable than most people know (open diff FTL) but this guy makes me want to punch babies.
Needs to cut his Ritalin dosage back by about 75%, learn more about cars and how they work for about 5-10 years and then attempt to develop an actual personality before he ever makes a video AGAIN.
It only pissed you off because you are a 16 year old virgin. You shouldn’t stick your small **** into things you know nothing about, i.e., life.
Cliff Palmer, Jr.
Judging by your website, you know less about proper offroading than you do about your career.
I'm sorry that Charlottesville Va ranks number 1 in the country for racist banks (according to news19), but you shouldnt take that out on me.
'Nothing Special' is a good way to describe your photography skills.
Please do research before embarassing yourself with big words you'll never understand. 'Deluge' is a lake that was created with rain water. Which is what I drove the Range Rover Anti-Sport through.
35 years old and 12,777 posts means you havent seen female genitalia since birth, but don’t worry, we'll take that into consideration next time when reading your pedantic rhetoric.
A real tool is one who thinks Dazed and Confused and Anchorman are great movies. Rachael agrees.
You may get your wish next week. I'll be in the area romancing a drug-addled whore I’ve been using and abusing for years. Mothers day is next coming up soon, so don’t forget to send her a card.
I know more about cars than you ever will. And thanks for the tip, I’ve actually recently doubled my Ritalin usage and mixed it with Meth. This helps me get angry enough to destroy useless automotive garbage. You, on the other hand have no problem getting angry since your deabeat father ran out on you and your heroin addicted mother.
For the rest of you losers who havent had sex since the last lunar eclipse. Spend less time jerking off to porn in your mom’s basement and you wont get nearly mad enough about car videos on youtube.
Love me or love to hate me. Either way, I thank you all.
Modified by autostream at 3:07 PM 3-27-2008
His voice is irritating; should be deeper and more authoritative, but the actual content and satire is great and I'm enjoying the series.
Watch it snort lines faster than Whitney Houston. Hahahahaha. Gold.
Modified by JrodVW at 6:38 PM 3-27-2008
Quote, originally posted by hotweiss » LOL, he rolled a Bronco here:
it saddens me that he wasnt ejected and crushed in this video. i also happen to have a place in my heart for them and old school rangers
editI: why does he bash and beat the crap out of every car? also, who is giving him these cars?
Modified by iampakman at 6:50 PM 3-27-2008
The satire (if that's what it is) isn't great, the guy isn't original, his videographer sucks, he seems to criticize without offering a reasonable solution, his technical knowledge is ridiculous, the staged "proof" scenes of him doing stupid crap on purpose to prove his points are imbecilic, and the whole thing seems incredibly strained.
F for effort
Z for execution
and a 44 Magnum for the narration
HAVE/HAD: Mercedes, Porsche, Cadillac, Land Rover, VW (x5), Buick, Mitsubishi, Chrysler, Dodge, Nissan, Ford, GMC
WANT: FIAT 500C Abarth, VW Scirocco Mk1, Alfa Romeo GTV, Lotus Esprit, Audi TT, 240Z, Lancer Evo VIII RS,
Hudson Hornet, Porsche 964, Mini Cooper, Caterham SV, M-B CLS63 AMG, DeTomaso Pantera
Scott - Hey man I like cars too! Its great that you spend time reviewing cars in alliterations, but I am wondering why you seem to have a fascination with young boys masturbation tendencys. Not only your first post here, but your replies to peoples comments of your videos on youtube often end up with you suggesting that viewers don't enjoy your videos because they are teenage masturbators.
If your target audience is teenage males that don't masturbate, then I don't think you will have many viewers. But you do seem to be cooler than pretty much anyone, anywhere, so goodluck with with your pos dvd and your masturbating boys.