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Top Heavy » « » 12:07 AM 7-24-2009
Modified by audifans at 9:24 PM 7-23-2009
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Re: Top Heavy (audifans) » « » 12:22 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead » My Chevette was saddled with automatic that sucked whatever life that agricultural engine had in it. Frankly, I've seen ditch pumps that were more willing and had a better exhaust note. Its performance was best described as reluctantly sullen. It was like asking a 17 year old to join in family caroling around the fire only without the fun and a lot more eye rolling
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Re: Top Heavy (Bazooka) » « » 12:25 AM 7-24-2009
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Quote, originally posted by Porridgehead » If you feel you must defend the Chevette, please post a plausible, well documented defense for heroin, crack and crystal meth. I got laid in a Chevette once. By somebody who liked me. Once. If I have performed anything more perverted or twisted in my life, I cannot recall it. Interpret that any way you see fit.
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Re: Ignore the troll (Kessler) » « » 12:36 AM 7-24-2009
Modified by Huckvw at 9:37 PM 7-23-2009 Quote, originally posted by VWjet » The world needs more people like Huckvw .
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Re: Top Heavy (audifans) » « » 3:28 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by audifans » ... ...
More like "Skanks 'n Vettes" - Looks like a porn movie cover shot.
EDIT: Oh, wait a minute... I see what you did there...
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Re: FV-QR (StormChaser) » « » 3:39 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by StormChaser » Either way, not appropriate for this thread...every pic MUST have a car in it...
It's from Top Gear! There's an engine and seats from a car in the pic.
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Re: Ignore the troll (Kessler) » « » 3:50 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by Kessler » Another porn star huh. Before people ask, it's 'Faye Valentine'
and just think, FTV is based out here in Scottsdale.
I need to find their photoshoot locations!
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Re: Top Heavy (Subwoofers) » « » 8:27 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by Subwoofers » I donno, that's a total turn off. Can it get more classy than that? Daddy most be so proud.
My first thought when I saw that "suit" was "JAGSHEMASH! MY NAME-A BORAT!"
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Re: Ignore the troll (Kessler) » « » 8:36 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by Kessler » Another porn star huh. Before people ask, it's 'Faye Valentine'
she looks like a pretty normal girl and is wearing more clothing than pretty much every other girl in this thread
and you knew her by name haha im thinking someone watches a lil too much porno
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Re: FV-QR (SinisterMind) » « » 10:56 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by SinisterMind » Who is this?
Sienna Miller. Never knew her father was American and mother British. Thats freaking hot! American girl with british accent. Absolute win.
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Re: Ignore the troll (MrMoon) » « » 11:37 AM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by MrMoon » she looks like a pretty normal girl and is wearing more clothing than pretty much every other girl in this thread
And she can also fit her whole hand inside herself.
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Re: Ignore the troll (Dagabond) » « » 11:47 AM 7-24-2009
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I'm unneccessarily qouting pictures because this photo just happens to be that hot .
Now, someone find more int his series for me.
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Re: Ignore the troll (54-46) » « » 1:59 PM 7-24-2009
Laughing at all the "holier than thou" posts calling chicks skanks just because your wifes might read this thread and you get busted. In the mean time..
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Re: Ignore the troll (EdRacer71) » « » 3:38 PM 7-24-2009
I've met her before! Right by the Mansion as a matter of fact.
Even hotter in person.
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Re: Top Heavy (Subwoofers) » « » 4:22 PM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by Subwoofers » I donno, that's a total turn off.
Can it get more classy than that? Daddy most be so proud.
Agreed.Less slutty blondes in front of Corvettes and more tasteful pics plz.
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Re: Top Heavy (chucchinchilla) » « » 4:37 PM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by chucchinchilla » Agreed.Less slutty blondes in front of Corvettes and more tasteful pics plz.
please hand your man card in at next available convienence, thank you!
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Re: Ignore the troll (EdRacer71) » « » 4:52 PM 7-24-2009
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Heart attack...
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Re: (EdRacer71) » « » 5:05 PM 7-24-2009
You've seen it!... You've heard it!... and you're still asking questions? Yeah, when do we go for a ride?!?!
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Re: (EdRacer71) » « » 5:25 PM 7-24-2009
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i want to bone all the chicks in this thread
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Re: (jonwolfsburg) » « » 10:51 PM 7-24-2009
Quote, originally posted by jonwolfsburg » i want to bone all the chicks in this thread
shes in here somewhere.
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