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Modified by audifans at 9:24 PM 7-23-2009



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My Chevette was saddled with automatic that sucked whatever life that agricultural engine had in it. Frankly, I've seen ditch pumps that were more willing and had a better exhaust note. Its performance was best described as reluctantly sullen. It was like asking a 17 year old to join in family caroling around the fire only without the fun and a lot more eye rolling

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If you feel you must defend the Chevette, please post a plausible, well documented defense for heroin, crack and crystal meth.

I got laid in a Chevette once. By somebody who liked me. Once. If I have performed anything more perverted or twisted in my life, I cannot recall it. Interpret that any way you see fit.


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Modified by Huckvw at 9:37 PM 7-23-2009



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Holy mother of god.



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 Re: Top Heavy (Bazooka) »« »

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I donno, that's a total turn off.

Can it get more classy than that? Daddy most be so proud.



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 Re: Top Heavy (audifans) »« »

Quote, originally posted by audifans »

...

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More like "Skanks 'n Vettes" - Looks like a porn movie cover shot.

EDIT: Oh, wait a minute... I see what you did there...

Modified by RogueTDI at 1:05 AM 7-24-2009



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Either way, not appropriate for this thread...every pic MUST have a car in it...

It's from Top Gear! There's an engine and seats from a car in the pic.



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 Re: Ignore the troll (Kessler) »« »

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Another porn star huh. Before people ask, it's 'Faye Valentine'

and just think, FTV is based out here in Scottsdale.

I need to find their photoshoot locations!

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 Re: Ignore the troll (Kessler) »« »

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Another porn star huh. Before people ask, it's 'Faye Valentine'

Kinda looks a little like.... Sarah Mclachlan. Well... Sarah Mclachlan + a great big awesome helping of slutty.



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 Re: Top Heavy (Subwoofers) »« »

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I donno, that's a total turn off.

Can it get more classy than that? Daddy most be so proud.

My first thought when I saw that "suit" was "JAGSHEMASH! MY NAME-A BORAT!"



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 Re: Ignore the troll (Kessler) »« »

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Another porn star huh. Before people ask, it's 'Faye Valentine'

she looks like a pretty normal girl and is wearing more clothing than pretty much every other girl in this thread

and you knew her by name haha im thinking someone watches a lil too much porno



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no we **** ya girl then when we done we pop v takkkkk

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 Re: Top Heavy (audifans) »« »

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People here have such a hard-on for sportscars and are so eager to out do each other as far is who is the most authentic enthusiast with the biggest nuts that they lose sight of reality.

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 Re: FV-QR (SinisterMind) »« »

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Who is this?

Sienna Miller. Never knew her father was American and mother British. Thats freaking hot! American girl with british accent. Absolute win.

Modified by Galbi at 8:01 AM 7-24-2009

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hmm..perfect gf/wife material

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Either way, not appropriate for this thread...every pic MUST have a car in it...

As far as I can tell, none of these pics have cars in them





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 Re: Ignore the troll (MrMoon) »« »

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she looks like a pretty normal girl and is wearing more clothing than pretty much every other girl in this thread

And she can also fit her whole hand inside herself.






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I'm unneccessarily qouting pictures because this photo just happens to be that hot.

Now, someone find more int his series for me.



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 Re: Ignore the troll (54-46) »« »

Laughing at all the "holier than thou" posts calling chicks skanks just because your wifes might read this thread and you get busted. In the mean time..



Modified by EdRacer71 at 2:02 PM 7-24-2009



You've seen it!... You've heard it!... and you're still asking questions?

Yeah, when do we go for a ride?!?!

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 Re: Ignore the troll (EdRacer71) »« »

I've met her before! Right by the Mansion as a matter of fact.

Even hotter in person.



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 Re: Top Heavy (Subwoofers) »« »

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I donno, that's a total turn off.

Can it get more classy than that? Daddy most be so proud.


Agreed.

Less slutty blondes in front of Corvettes and more tasteful pics plz.

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 Re: Top Heavy (chucchinchilla) »« »

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Agreed.

Less slutty blondes in front of Corvettes and more tasteful pics plz.

please hand your man card in at next available convienence, thank you!



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please hand your man card in at next available convienence, thank you!


Hold on let me grab my man card...
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There ya go.
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 Re: Ignore the troll (EdRacer71) »« »

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Heart attack...

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You've seen it!... You've heard it!... and you're still asking questions?

Yeah, when do we go for a ride?!?!

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Mmmmmmmm...... ice cream.



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some lambos



Modified by nsingh9 at 8:31 PM 7-24-2009

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Quote, originally posted by jonwolfsburg »
i want to bone all the chicks in this thread


shes in here somewhere.





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i mean i like vw but i drive a honda my vtec goess MMMmmmmmm BBWWAAAA ...then my blood comes out my dick

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