...Pontiac was about to close doors, but then GM got smart and restructured Chevy and Pontiac into sister brands, just like Buick and Cadillac, into the regular/sport arrangement we know so well today.
...Hyundai, of all brands, became the world's number 1 automaker, which all started with it's acquisition of Hummer just before the Chinese Civil War of 2013.
...we all thought small cars were the wave of the future, and then those Suburban Activity Hovercrafts (SUHs) came along?
...GM, in a fit of desperation, sold Buick to Geely and opened the floodgates for Chinese cars in America, thus ironically destroying themselves?
Pretend it's 2045 and make statements like we do about the 1973 oil crisis, 35 years past. They can be factual, honest opinions, or sheer lunacy
I think through shrewd (aka completely unethical and borderline illegal) moves in the derivatives markets, VWAG and its Porsche overlords will become the world's ONLY carmaker in 20 years. They will only offer two cars: the Jetta and the 911. Reliability will not improve in the Jetta.
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Drifting, which tends to attract poorer, more marginal men, has also been an unlikely nexus between homosexuality, crime and jihadism since it emerged 30 years ago. Homoerotic desire is a constant theme in songs and poems about drifting, and accomplished drifters are said to have their pick of the prettiest boys among the spectators.
I remember when Chuck Norris was elected President of the United States in 2012, and how he won his latest election victory in November '44, oh what a day it was.
'05 Giant Rock Bicycle
“Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.”
I think through shrewd (aka completely unethical and borderline illegal) moves in the derivatives markets, VWAG and its Porsche overlords will become the world's ONLY carmaker in 20 years. They will only offer two cars: the Jetta and the 911. Reliability will not improve in the Jetta.
They will only offer two cars: the Jetta and the 911. Reliability will not improve in the Jetta.
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I like VWs because I tink they are prety kool cars eh kill aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
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Never mind the 20 speakers, the ****er's got interstellar hyperdrive and it's doing a burnout on the everloving space time continuum! TWIN TURBO WHAT BITCHES
I remember when Chuck Norris was elected President of the United States in 2012, and how he won his latest election victory in November '44, oh what a day it was.
"Nibiru was fast approaching and he punched it's ass all the way out to the the mo' f*ckin' ort cloud, saving all of us from our doom, son!"
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The Car Lounge sofa doesn't look all that comfortable and probably smells of cat piss.
After the 32' Volvo XC60 proved that you can make a car so safe that it will in fact survive nuclear warfare (a concept first tried with the 240), the only surviving people drive Volvos........which still never wreck.
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Nothing says class like have a sticker that encourages the placing of a finger in the anus of a female.
I drive an old Volvo named Walter, and I think its possessed.
OH **** guys guess what I saw today!?! It was a CLEAN 08 Pontiac G8 GXP. The guy said he got it new and everything. I think he still had it running on gasoline.
I went shopping at a flea market and found all four Fant and Furious movies on DVD. Now if I can find a DVD player, they stopped making them 20 years ago.
WELCOME MY FRIEND, TO THE "FRIENDS WITH JACKBOOTS" EXPERIENCE. YOUR TOUR GUIDES WILL BE A LOUTISH, ANTHROPOMORPHISED CANDELABRA AND HIS FRIEND, THE TIGHT-ASS CLOCK. PLEASE BUCKLE YOUR SOUL TIGHTLY AND PREPARE TO GO OVER THE CLIFF.
OH **** guys guess what I saw today!?! It was a CLEAN 08 Pontiac G8 GXP. The guy said he got it new and everything. I think he still had it running on gasoline.
An '08 G8 GXP? Damn, you're not only breaking the time-space laws, but completely invented a new model
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It's like a comic-book charicature of a C1.5 Corvette, set in a retrofuturistic fantasy land where men still wear hats and carry briefcases, but they ride a rocket pack to work.
The preserved, functional head of VWLarry, now approaching 160 years old, will be connected to a computer where he can tell the whippersnappers about the great cars of the 00's, and then remind them that they made cars in the 1900s.
Conversely, the MKIV-MK X lounge will go Planet of the Apes style and we will see pictures of hairy ape-men wearing sideways hats, throwing the shocker, cutting springs and putting tires on wheels that are 2" wide. They will still use the words "slam, dope and crub". Everything else will be unintelligible utterings.
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Well, they're not exactly building it for you. They're building it for their customer base, who all wanted a little more height and a little more rear seat room. They're not buying the ***** so that people who have no intention of actually buying one can approve of them while rolling by in their VW's
The resto-mod 94 civic hatch back went for 275,000 eros-space-yens! The bidding was tight, but one of the Utah oil princes just out bid everyone. I had my eye on a 98 Supra, done up F&F stlye (look it up, kids). The paint was perfect lambo orange with a custom patina of exhaust stain on the rear. Under the hood was the real deal: Custom, 9,000 volt energy CELL, covered by a straight six shell with real-looking turbos.
In 2045, the new world will be just 33 years old. Cars will be buried deep under the hidden crust for the reptilian nephilim to unearth. Nibiru is your home now. Submit.
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"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." - R.R.
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Drive a Honda 
then my brakes failed 
almost died 
