I love it. First person to get a UPS package and calls the cops saying a "guy wearing a quasi militant brown uniform, who ran up and dropped off a suspicious package" wins one internet for the day.
Indeed, that car is pretty much the automotive equivalent of having angry sex with Angelina Jolie while duck-hunting with rocket-launchers alongside Satan himself.
"When every good boys and girls who love cars finally clear the Pearly Gates, their dream machines are waiting for them to enjoy. No cops, Virginia roads, engine warmed, fuel needle stuck on full. Forever and ever"
Believe it or not- this thread was actually started on the 3rd anniversary of the day I bought my truck. How funny.
I remember driving home from the dealer when I finally realized where I had seen the Voodoo Blue/White color combo before. After I stopped laughing, I stopped at a public park to take that pic.
In keeping with the spirit of this thread: I'll post a photo of what my co-workers did to my FJ on my 40th birthday...
Some of the photoshop jobs posted here are brilliant. Thanks, guys. I still love the FJ.
It's even funnier if you knew my last name and the nickname I gave the truck...but that's a story for another day.
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A human head alone costs $500 ($800 if you want the eyeballs left in). A tourso runs around $1700 (without arms and legs). I've never heard the exact price on a full body, but I'd guess it's close to $3k, and it's only good for a couple of runs at best.
For the most part. If memory serves, it's also the cucumber capital of Japan. Hence the home-market ads for the FT-86 featuring Takeichi-kun, the cartoon cucumber whose meteoric rise through the underground drift world has shamed him in the eyes of his school-master.
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--- On a long enough time-line everyone's survival rate drops to Ĝ
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