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Considering how many new cars are rolled out every year, it's no surprise that a few might be just plain homely. There's a chance that certain styles might become fashionable with a dash of retro hip. (Well, maybe not from the 1970s.) But for the most part, the following 50 cars will never be anything but design duds.

Besides the obvious vehicles like the Pontiac Aztek and AMC Pacer and Gremlin, it also includes such examples of hideousness as the Ferrari Enzo, Delorean DMC12, and the Lamborghini LM002. Wait... what?





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They are dumb.



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 Re: Noted car magazine "BusinessWeek" compiles list of 50 ugliest cars (Sledge) »« »

30-40% of that list is pure fail.

El Camino? Really? Whatever....



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 Re: Noted car magazine "BusinessWeek" compiles list of 50 ugliest cars (firebrat) »« »

I wanted to list all the cars that don't belong on that list, but it's almost half the list.



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Most these list are stupid. This one is worse then normal.

Escalade, New Beetle, Enzo, 7 series.

WTF

Modified by 98a4 at 12:49 PM 11-3-2009



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LM-002 is ugly like a A-10 Warthog. So functional its beautiful.



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I wonder what kind of G's a car like that would pull if it was actually free falling off a cliff.

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How about 1?

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30-40% of that list is pure fail.

El Camino? Really? Whatever....

Normally I think responses like this are just typical TCL knee-jerk, but in this case you're right.

The New Beetle? Really? I mean sure, it's a cutesy retro design, but... seriously?



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 Re: Noted car magazine "BusinessWeek" compiles list of 50 ugliest cars (Sledge) »« »

If you read their comments, it seems more about the car's "image" than simply looks. But, wait for the irony:


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The perfect car design if fuel, practicality, maneuverability, and class mean nothing to you. One of the most self-indulgent vehicles ever made, the Escalade is for looking rich while you're burning gasoline.


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The first mass-produced hybrid must have been an exercise in technology, not design. The spoiler is supposed to make the Prius look sporty. But the car still has all the style of a soybean.

They're criticizing the Escalade for being an evil wretched-excess SUV, and then criticizing the Prius for being aerodynamic...

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Seabring isn't even on there.

Who made this list??



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Author is GRILLE OBSESSED. Every other car he says something sind about the car's grille. WTF is a grille supposed to look like anyways? My favourite was his blurb on the VW Thing noting its lack of grille. a) did the type 1 have a grille? b) what purpose would a grille serve in a rear engined vehicle? c) would the addition of a grille make the design more attractive?



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Volvo 240? Really? F U!
DeLorean DMC-12? Shut up.
Renault Twingo? Eh, it ain't pretty, but it ain't ugly.
Toyota Prius?
Ok, i actually agree, but:
That design isn't from 1997
The spoiler is not supposed to be aerodynamic.
Ferrari Enzo?
"The Enzo's superfluous curves and angles take flashy overcompensation to a new high. The V-shaped hood, scooped-out doors, and bulbous windshield scream overkill."
No, thats called aero.





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should containt all new BMW and Acura models really.
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Ferrari Enzo?
"The Enzo's superfluous curves and angles take flashy overcompensation to a new high. The V-shaped hood, scooped-out doors, and bulbous windshield scream overkill."
No, thats called aero.

His evaluation is dumb, but the Enzo is hideous.



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 Re: Noted car magazine "BusinessWeek" compiles list of 50 ugliest cars (Eg2Driver) »« »

Wow, this is a gem re: 7 series

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The 7 Series made designer Bangle simultaneously loved and hated. Critics ridiculed the concave and convex panel work—dubbed "flame surfacing"— and the "Bangle-Butt," an extra strip of metal below the trunk.

God forbid, an extra strip of metal below the trunk... that's really the Bangle butt we've been complaining about for 9 years...


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Looking at the list more in detail, yea I agree. 40-50% don't belong.



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I wonder what kind of G's a car like that would pull if it was actually free falling off a cliff.

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How about 1?

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How the hell did *this* rumor start:

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regarding the Pontiac Aztek, yes a travesty on wheels. The chief designer of it was Chris Bangle, GM's "top" designer, who left and went to BMW around 2000 to join BMW's design team and is responsible for the equally dismal BMW designs we have today...give him time and BMW will fold too, with his design "abilities"

http://app.businessweek.com/Us...47914



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His evaluation is dumb, but the Enzo is hideous.

i agree with PSG on this.

but i like how the delorean looks.



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Aston Martin Laganda? ... REALLY!?
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how could they forget THIS ATROCITY



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He's almost right, out of the 50 cars there, I'd say 47 are ugly, one is debatable and two are not.

Not to say I don't take exceptions to the list, I love the VW Thing (I'd kill you to own one), we owned and I loved the New Beetle, the El Camino appeals to me because it is so very ugly and hell, I own an Element and can argue its ugly points are highly functional all day long.. But still..Most of these cars are ugly.

The only places he gets it wrong are the Delorean, Prowler, and I'd think the New Beetle.

Also, functional or not, the Enzo is ugly as sin.



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how could they forget THIS ATROCITY

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To be fair, do we have much more respect for the opinions of "noted car magazines"? Remember, I believe it was R&T that first started the "3000GT is a supercar" talk.



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How the hell did *this* rumor start:


http://app.businessweek.com/Us...47914

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To be fair, do we have much more respect for the opinions of "noted car magazines"? Remember, I believe it was R&T that first started the "3000GT is a supercar" talk.

Pelko worked at R&T before he was born?

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To be fair, do we have much more respect for the opinions of "noted car magazines"? Remember, I believe it was R&T that first started the "3000GT is a supercar" talk.

No, that would be Pelko.



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No, that would be Pelko.





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oooooh kay...

I'd like to know what the author drives.

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Businessweek should stick to talking about business....oh wait....they suck at that as well!



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The New Beetle that is pictured in the article is one of the nicest ones that I have seen! How can anyone think this car is ugly? Too cute, maybe, but never ugly. I would also give the PT Cruiser and Chevy SSR passes on similar grounds.



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Why is the Volvo 240 always on this list? It was big and square, but not ugly. I may be biased because there are a few of them in my driveway...





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This list is wack.

Oh and that Volvo is awesome.

Flying brick FTW.



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Why is the Volvo 240 always on this list? It was big and square, but not ugly. I may be biased because there are a few of them in my driveway...

x2 - I dig those things.

an Enzo is on the list - seriously?



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The 240 isn't ugly. It's plain and boring, but far from ugly. It'd be like labeling vanilla ice cream disgusting.



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The Author, Damian Joseph, also co-authored this article:
http://images.businessweek.com...x.htm

for the New Beetle, they wrote "The successor to the wildly popular Beetle, this update gave fans the original's classic appeal—that unmistakable dome shape and "smiling" front fascia—with modern underpinnings. Most dramatic was the repositioning of the car's engine from the trunk to the front of the vehicle, which brought better handling and grip." The final sentence shows that he really knows his stuff!



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Jalopnik has issued a response.

Ten Vehicles That Don't Belong On BuisnessWeek's 50 Ugliest Cars List
http://jalopnik.com/5396274/gallery/



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