This is incredible peese of HOTROD AWESOMENESS My car picked up over 80 hp when I uncorked these badboy cutouts. I had to take this off, because I couldnt afford to keep putting rear bumpers on my ride. Freakin poppin wheelies all over town.
If your not a HIGH HORSEPOWER TYPE guy.. dont bother buying this... Its not for low hp posers.
"I know what I want to accomplish and I know how to get there. The ultimate goal is to be the best. Whether that’s the best ever, who knows? I hope so." - Eldrick Tiger Woods
Q: wow your car must have some massive hp to be popping wheelies all over town. A: boom! Nov 03, 2009
Q: Honestly.....I hope you are joking about this item. Otherwise that will get you reported for false advertising. Just an FYI. A: Your not very awesome. Please dont bid on item. Your not ready for real deal Pah! Nov 03, 2009
Q: Is this awesome pipe compatible with most NAWZ systems? If so how much PAH are we talkin? A: Were talkin BIG time PAh. That might be too much for you! Nov 03, 2009
Q: Will it fit on a Donk and make it pop wheelies? A: Pah! Nov 03, 2009 Q: Do i get the awesome concrete pictured beneath the X pipe? A: IF you buy this... the WHOLE WORLD and everythgin in it is included. At least thats how awesome you will feel! Pah!!
He's adamant that Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons will be a by product of installing this x-pipe. He should stick to the crack pipes I think.
Q: I have a 4x4 Mustang with the Lambo doors and could sure use the PAH to aid in wheelie popping, you think its the f-ed up welds that give it the boost or the hillbilly thickness of the cut of pipes? and do I have to live in Georgia to benefit from your skilled craftsmanship ??? A: yes. yes. PAH> Q: Hell ya! Ive been trying to get my mustang to pop wheelies for months! I cant wait to see how many babes i can swoop up with this off-road exhaust and pah! nail them in my back seat while ripping a fat wheelie!! A: PAH! Q: What kind of gains can be expected from these hacked up cut outs? This has to be the most jerry rigged exhaust I have seen. A: Between 80-1000hp.
I know I'm going to be running around for the next couple says saying PAH! to everyone.
Measures with mics, marks with chalk, cuts with axe, pounds to fit and paints to match
I'd say by my mathematical calculations that you can fit approximatley 645.23 12oz cans of beer into a MKIV Jetta.
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You bought a VW and you're wondering why you keep getting a check engine light? That's like buying a hooker and wondering why you keep getting gonorrhea.
Q: Is there any way you could quantify the kind of PAH we're talking about? As I routinely cash many checks and snap many necks, I think my car may be running on maximum PAH...dont want to break anything. A: At the current time, there is in fact no MEASURE to quantify the amount of PAH. Well just have to rate it at 11 and call it a day.
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My French isnt great. But at one point I heard "We saw a person that looked German, so we packed up everything we own and are looking for an American to save us!"
OMFG...I have people looking at me in the office because of this ad. Truly EPIC description and pics! LOL
Q: can i pass emissions with this pahhh!? Nov-04-09 A: YOu might not be able to pass emmissions but you can pass ADMISSION to team AWESOME with this. FOr sure, no problem.
Modified by iadubber at 12:52 PM 11-4-2009
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